Little Red Riding Honey,
She knows wassup.
So heres the story, you may think you’ve heard it before….
Honey rollin thru the forest takin the back road… blah blah blah. Yeh, shes around the way girl.
So this wolf, it pops outa the bushes and says,” Yo, give me your old e and bling.”
She says “I aight got no bling betch and if you wanna bump lets go ,cuz i aint scared of yo mother f**kin ass aight betch later!!”
The wolf says “O hell no” and charges ahead to her grandmas crib.
(and you know what goes on behind closed doors..)
So after the journey, Honey busts in to grandmas joint to find her laying in bed, but shes looking a little crazy. Is it The botox? is it the pills???
“O what big eyes you have G.ma!”
“-the better to peep you with my dear”
“O G.ma what big teeth you have”
“-Ahh naw, that just my grill!”
“O but G.ma what hella bling you have.”
“-O no thats just from pimpin out my hoes.”
(at this point honey knows sumptins up, G.mas arms are super hairy and her voice is hella deep and you know she wound’nt be hitttin the roids)
A wolf in G.mas jewelry?? Whats a girl to do??
She quicky busts with the sling shot, screaming “Break yo self fool” instantly the wolf is knocked Unconscious.
She then repos all the bling, chills the 40 and rolls home, brown baggin and lookin more pimp then ever.
Badda bing
Sadda tai
What a true warrior!!

My boy Danny D. of Must Bust Creations is so rockin it. His art is fab and on point. Tonight i went over to his art show where my cute mainsqueeze Noah D. D.Jd and some local m.cs rocked the mic (Sonic Bloom) OH and i cant forget J. Riggs as well on the turntables. It was held at Soapbox (which i believe is a new spot) in Santa Rosa.
It was filled with great vintage clothes, amazing furniture and Dannys art to boot! It was so nice to see all his stuff out. I loved it. Here are a few pictures of his stuff and all the fun we had. Read the rest of this entry »